Day 16 - Classy Ass with Daniel (he/him)
πΆπ»πΊ Yoohoooo Pleasure Pirates! Sending you a belated but heartfelt welcome to Day 16! π»πΆ
Cagegory is: πΌ CLASSY ASS π΅
Yes, another Ass Practice! There can't be enough of that, as far as I'm concerned. We all have assholes and they are a total power tool, hardcore energy vortex, they connect us to the planet, they are holding the key to our emotional body and to so much pleasure.
Therefore proposing a simple Asshole Meditation, accompanied by πΆ CLASSICAL MUSIC πΆ and its specific, kinda camp touch of dramatic heart-opening.
Why? Because I just love this kind of music, because it calms the nervous system and I find it much more powerful than is often realized. That's why I really want to appropriate it. It is bullshit that music like this only belongs to bourgeois cis-het patriarchs who are using the dynamics of social exclusion that this kind of "high culture" entails for their endless war on the lower classes and other marginalized groups. π£π₯ Because this is not anyone's private property. This is universal. As universal as our asses. π So what better way to reclaim the classics than to finger our pervy asses to it? π
πΎ If we really go there, this kind of meditation can move a lot of stuck energy - and as usual that also means emotions of all kinds. We will move through it and into pleasure with breath, sound and movement. πΎ
π Base for all of this are the touch and breath techniques we've been exploring so far, especially Mel's Magic Finger practice (Teasegasm) from Day 8 and Eve's Sex Breath from Day 14. If you haven't done these yet, I recommend that you first play with these two practices and then return to this one, as they are a kind of the foundation for what I am proposing here.
π Also, we are starting naked, so it can be a great to prepare for this with an undressing ritual like the one Ayo has been proposing on Day 10.
β³ Proposed duration is an hour or more. I encourage you to give yourself this generous gift, the ability to go deep and slow and to potentially dissolve in beauty β³
What you need:
β A super cozy, warm space with all the cushions, blankets and cuddle bears you can get a hold of.
β Lots of lube, coconut oil or whatever you like to lubricate your ass with.
β 2 towels to put under your body, especially below your aaaasssss. (Because Lube).
β You can add toys for anal play to this, but more as an additional option. This can also be a washed carrot if you like to stay with root vegetables... but focus will be on your fingers.
β After preparing your temple space, also prepare your Body Temple (get inspired by Pawel's Potato Practice from Day 12).
πΆ You also need to be able play a playlist on Spotify while or at least after listening to today's instructions. Head phones or speakers both work. There is also an alternative on YouTube, if you don't have Spotify. And of course, you are also encouraged to make your own playlist.
π§ I've had tons of fun composing these playlists π§ ...made a couple of them, to give you options that suit your current mood and taste:
There's one focusing on Piano Music, very serene:
open.spotify.com/playlist/5Y2L6rf5jEZ2S25jdAQf6o?si=nPb3OyVxT667B7X9hx23Kw
One symphonic, Full Orchestra playlist:
open.spotify.com/playlist/7l4EIn6EmbzKWCPHIaTiZR?si=53Mb4orKRE6tt0xdp5bHbQ
One with ecstatic singing, for a more passionate, Operatic experience:
open.spotify.com/playlist/1PGVBVqB6E2TuTVuu3cQeb?si=S6krY495S_iKdtn1pNxWrw
And one with some of my favourite Spiritual Works, if you wanna wank with the angels and meet Hildegard von Bingen in the 9th dimension:
open.spotify.com/playlist/1opCw3Omh18ueBuQ8tlzHK?si=H206m4N3Sa-7znKiad8nTw
And a Classy Ass Megamix from these 4 categories:
open.spotify.com/playlist/0kAAN3XASU9J6Xzx1v1i1Y?si=ldA7IY9jQye8zP5ASdz8tQ
The Alternative on YouTube is this late string quartet by Beethoven, once in the original version:
youtu.be/ym31mIwFfxE
...or arranged for string orchestra and conducted by Leonard Bernstein:
youtu.be/wYGTurA-5bA
β―οΈ The instructions start rightaway, so make sure you are naked and ready to go as soon as you press play. β―οΈ Start standing with your two feet on the ground. β―οΈ
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Guided by Daniel Bernhard
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